Headlines

Do a show, save a child

Raise a million bucks that'll last a while

Fight at parties buy a horse

Lose a couple win that big divorce



I wanna be in the headlines

Anything to be in the headlines



Saw my chance, took my break

Took the biggest float in the rose parade

Got jailed, got disgraced

A hundred million people saw my face



Call a conference with the press

Announce my marriage plans in a wedding dress

Climb a building at six-below

On New Years Eve without a stitch of clothes



As long as they spell my name right

I hope they catch my best side



I popped out from a cake

At the president's ball what a big mistake

Fifty guns aimed at me

I was nearly killed but what publicity

Nominated, something big

Stole the hottest scene says the Globe and Tribe

Porno movie comes to light

But I was starving then so that's all right



As long as they spell my name right

I hope they catch my best side

Keep my sidewalk star status bright

(Feel free to walk on me tonight)

Just don't spit on me