I Better Be Good

If I ain't cool my daddy gonna send me

To military school

If I ain't nice my girlie gonna freeze me

With cold shoulder ice



If I'm real late my teacher gonna use me

For alligator bait

So, I better be good, I better be good



If I jump on the gas the cops are gonna jump

All over my back

If I smoke too much doctor says he's gonna

Put my lungs in a crutch



If I'm caught without my pants

Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot

Until he sees me dance

So, I better be good, I had better be good



You better be nice, you better be nice

You better be nice, you better be nice

Nice, nice, nice, you better be

Nice, nice, nice, you better be



Nice, nice, nice, uh, uh, uh, uh

Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice

Nice, nice, nice, you better be nice tonight



If I spray it on the seat lady gonna tie a big knot

In the meat

If I spewey too fast lover's gonna stick

My Wrangler in a cast



If zipper grabs skin I'll know I had it out

When I shoulda kept it in, ow

I better be good, I better be good

I better be good, Ooh



You better be nice, you better be nice

You better be nice, you better be nice

Nice, nice, nice, you better be

Nice, nice, nice, you better be



Nice, nice, nice, uh, uh, uh, uh

Nice, nice, nice, I'd better be nice tonight, yeah

Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice

Nice, nice, nice