I Like Girls

I bought a Porsche

And I'm leavin' Grand Rapids

Quit my job, quit my school

Quit this place



My mother cried, my father was fried

Hey, I've got no time, man

I wanna say goodbye to my babes

I like girls



I dumped on Sheila on Thursday

I'll drop Melissa today

I'll kiss some tears off of Donna

Ask if she'll call on Shauna



Amanda and Sandra and Kay

I like girls, I love 'em to death

Hey, Valentino, you goin' somewhere?

You wouldn't sneak out on me, would you?



What's that, a blond hair?

He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn

I see myself a suave, sophisticated lover

I'll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame



You see, my ultimate goal

Will be my life bein' told

In a penthouse letter that I can frame

And keep at home, I like girls



I love 'em, oh, yeah, new luggage?

Did you say you were going somewhere?

Oh, just out for some fresh air

Does she have a nice pair?



He was swallowed alive by the freeway

Turned into an ant on parade

He bravely drove off that beast

Aimed his car back to the east



Why be a snack?

At home a feast for the girls

I like girls, I really like 'em

Well, well, well, look who's back, run out of gas?



Patty, I was just gonna call you

Look, I left Donna and Shauna

And Katy and Carrie

Melissa and Dena



I just didn't have any use for 'em

I just want you

Really, no, really, honest

Oink off