Model Citizen

Be an Arab, be a Jew

Be a boxing Kangaroo

Beat yourself all black and blue

(I don't care)



Be a bleeder, be a Cancer

Be a haemophiliac romancer

Be a crippled disco dancer

(What a pair)



He's a model citizen

I think I've got them fooled again

He's an ultra sweet guy

And the master of disguise

He's a model citizen

Just keep believin' that, my friends

I'm a model citizen



I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm an All-American!



I'm a hostage in a city of creeps

They've got mercenary guards that watch me sleep

They'd like to kill me and bury me deep,

In the heart of Texas

I'm a martyr I'm a sadist

I might be the Savlor her to save us all

I'm a friend of Sammy Davis (casually)



He's a model citizen

I think I've got them fooled again

He's an ultra-sweety guy

I won't let down my disguise

He's a model citizen

Just keep believin' that, my friends

He's a model citizen