Muscle Of Love

Aw, who's the queen of the locker room

Who's the cream of the crop

Well Joey took her to the matinee

Said, "God, she wouldn't stop!"



Holy muscle of love

My heart's a muscle



Well, I must have come to that crazy age

Where ev'rything is hot

'Cause I don't know if the things I'm thinking

Are normal thoughts or not



Holy muscle of love

Well, I got a muscle of love

Yeah

Ooh



I read Dad's books like I did before

Now things are crystal clear

Lock the door in the bathroom now

I just can't get caught in here



Holy muscle of love

Well, I got a muscle of love

Holy muscle of love

I got a muscle of love

Holy muscle of love

My heart's a muscle of love

Holy muscle of love

Well, I got a muscle of love

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Must be a gift from above

Yeah, yeah, yeah



(Hallelujah, etc.)