No Baloney Homosapiens

Alice Cooper · Zipper Catches Skin [2010]

Hey you out there in outer space

You're looking at some style and grace

The blood and gutty human race

Well, come on down here to meet us



And all you sightings up there in the sky

Feel free to drop in anytime

Anytime you're just kinda passin' by

And you get the urge that you want to see us



Oh, we're fun and games

Just guys and just dames

But don't call us names

And most of all, please don't eat us



'Cause we're no baloney, homosapiens

We ain't phoney

Oh, we're no baloney homosapiens



Listen, just 'cause you got more ears than eyes

That just gives you more places to cry

And acutely hear all the moans and sighs

Of the relatives of the people you disintegrated



And don't you say we're easy prey

'Cause buddy, that's the day

Your underestimation will defeat you

But don't worry, we're civilized and we won't eat you



'Cause we're no baloney, we're homosapiens

We ain't no phoney

Yeah, we're no baloney homosapiens



We're black and white, you're green and blue

Well, we're all right, so are you? I think

My blood's thick red, you bleed black glue

So, let's not bleed at all, is that all right with you?



Yes, we're no baloney, we're homosapiens

We're not phoney

Yeah, we're no baloney homosapiens

Yes, we're no baloney, homosapiens



Take it back with you

We're no baloney homosapiens

No baloney, homosapiens