Nuclear Infected

I'm nuclear infected

I really don't mind

I just go out when the sun goes down

And have a really good time



I can clear out any ballgame

In a minute and a half

I jus show up - glow up

And have a real good laugh



When I'm happy I glow yellow

When I sad I glow blue

And I glow red-hot when I'm in bed with you



I'm nuclear infected

Really ain't that bad

In fact it's about the best time

I've ever had



I'm nuclear infected

I'm looking for a mate

So I slip on something lead, babe

And go out on a date



Nuclear infected,don't make me angry

Nuclear infected,don't make me shake

Nuclear infected,don't get me to sneeze

Nuclear infected,that's a big mistake



I want to live on Three Mile Island

Where things are clean and neat

'Cause we don't have no health freaks

Clutterin' up our streets

I'm nuclear infected I need something to eat

A China Syndrome salad with plutonium and cheese