She's Pretty

She takes her hair down slowly

In the New York City lights

You know there's something you need from her

and it's going to start tonight

(she's a work of art, all right)



She's pretty (like a)

shampoo commercial

I said ah

She's pretty (like a)

a shampoo commercial



A night with you girl

Is like a shampoo commercial



(note: the following is to be sung in a yearning and desperate manner)



Breaking down my Daily Defenses

I've got to get in her Pantenes

Let's see you rock your Head and Shoulders

She's giving me Paul Mitchell Instant Moisture

Like a cloud, bursting White Rain

Oh! She's Perty (pretty)

She's a Plus.

Shampoo Commercial



(rap)



I love it when you shake it in slo mo

You ain't no fro ho

You got the kinda style yo

That make a bro go

"whoa"

Now take it Nice & Easy

Let's see you blow it dry

Make sure you rinse out all the soap

Leave a tip in the envelope



(spoken, fade out)



Don't leave me Selsun Blue.

No More Tears, baby.

Welcome to the Style High Club.

She's so pretty

Let's form a sybaritical action committee

You're pretty (like a)

Shampoo Commercial