Lucky Man

I'm very lucky I think you'll agree



I've lost the key to my front door

I can't get in there anymore, oh my

I've lost the key to my love's heart

It's down the drain and in the dark, oh my



I'm very lucky I think you'll agree



As I was riding home from work

I saw a robber steal a shirt, oh my

I shouted "oi!" and yelled "stop! thief!"

The policeman booked me for disturbing the peace, oh my



I'm very lucky I think you'll agree



As I was swimming in the sea

I came across a bomb or three, oh my

I took them to the coastguard man

Who said "hurry up and get th...", oh my



I'm very lucky I think you'll agree



I've lost the key to my front door

I can't get in there anymore, oh my

I've lost the key to my love's heart

It's down the drain and in the dark, oh my



I'm very lucky I think you'll agree