Turkish Tram Conductor Blues

Hey mr. judge, your trams are coming down the line

The cargo ain't too much if you can chase the friends of mine

I heard they smuggle in the goods

Along the western union line



Once on a time the...kids...

Been so unkind run over the inspector man

Discovered they were yellow

Finally threw them in the can



Chorus

Turn over turn over

Turn over turn over

Turn over turn over

Id hate to throw you back again

Oh yes



Turn the volume up until you blow the speaker cone

Hey mr. judge you have to give your dog a bone

Theres a...in the rhino kitchen

Send him on a china call



Repeat first verse



Chorus