Go To Work Wasted

I'm overhung, overslept.

I'm ripe, desheveld,

perfectly unkempt.

I like my drink

mit toast and eggs.

the best bloody mary you've ever tasted.



Go to work wasted. go to work bombed.

Ya gotta pull a shot

Before you start the job.

I wanna operate

Heavy machinery.

I wanna watch online pornography.



You gotta go to work high

If you're getting paid low.

You gotta put your nose

to the grindstone, stoned.

That elbow grease

will get you fucked.

you don't wanna be a jerk or smuck.

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.