My Vagina

My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drips

My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in

Changing Donnie to Marie Osmand



Operation successful, but now I gotta pee through a miniature hole

Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass

I go from front to back

Cause I don't want a bladder infection



I never thought I'd miss my vas deferens

I trade it in for a pair of huge cans

Now I get to hang with lesbians



Operation paid up front

Now I show all my friends my new designer cunt

They think I'm kinda weird but that's ok with me

Cause now I kick their ass playing from the ladies tee

There's nothing finer than having a vagina