Pods And Gods

Martian men are coming to earth

They're abducting all of the jerks

Martian men are coming to earth

Martian men don't take me!



Pods are landing from outer space

Pods are duplicating my face

Pods are landing from outer space

Pods please leave me alone!



I don't know what conventions you go to

I don't know what movies you've seen

I don't wanna hear explanations for unexplainable things



It's not that I don't believe in aliens

It's just that I really don't care

I wouldn't mind some interplanetary friends

Until they come I'll hang in my own hemisphere



Holy ghost is coming to earth

Saving souls of all of the jerks

The holy ghost is coming to earth

Saviour man don't take me!



The number one son is flipping the tab

Paying for sins and fun we all had

The number one son is flipping the bill

Let me chip in for the tip



I don't understand why you beg for forgiveness

Just before you do it again

Is it more altruistic to worship

Or actually help fellow man?



It's not that I don't believe in Jesus Christ

It's just that I care about other things

Oh we could certainly use some miracles

Until then I'll put my faith in human beings