Sloppy English

I play pool,

Cause I'm no fool.



I play pool,

Cause I'm cool.



I play pool after school,

I play pool all the time.



Cue in my left hand,

beer in right.



I shoot and drink all through the night.

That sloppy english does me just right.



I use that sloppy english,

All the time.



I hold my stick,

Like I hold my dick.



Hustling beers from wetto,

That's the trick.



I use that sloppy english,

All the time.