Thank God It's Monday

NOFX · Pump Up The Valuum [2000]

(Monday is my favourite time of year)

I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Mondays

Cause they feel like Saturdays

When you don't gotta go to work everyday is a holiday

I wake up when I want to, I do anything I wanna do

Can't wait for Tuesday



I really never liked Fridays (I don't)

I can't do what I wanna do (like you)

Sold out at the movies (go out)

can't eat at the restaurant (weekend)

Everyone wants a good time but the bar is full of cigarette smoke

I think I'll stay home I think I'll wait for Monday



I live a 5 day weekend I get a year long holiday

Thank God it's Monday

The only place I gotta be is at the show or on the first tee

Thank God for irony

Nevermind aggravation modulation gimme another key



I'll tell you why I like Tuesdays (Wednedays)

cause they're kinda like Christmas (to you)

Come to think about it Wednesdays (Thursdays)

are a little like Hanakah (everyday is new)

Thursdays Thanksgiving I'm talking about good living

I think I'll give thanks

Thank God it's Monday