Handsome Man

Hello, did you miss me?

I know I'm hard to resist

Y'all can come and help me

Pick the sweetcorn out of this

It's hard to be humble when you're so fuckin' big

Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig

I'm going to milk it 'til it turns to cheese

Tell your babes in arms and o.a.p.s come and

take a piece of me



If you drop me

I'll fall to pieces on ya

If you don't see me

I don't exist

It's nice to meet you

Now let me go and wash my hand

'Cause you just met the world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man



Y'all know who I am

I'm still the boy next door

That's if you're Lord Lichfield and Roger Moore

Have I gone up in the world

Or has the world gone down on me

I'm the one who put the Brit in celebrity

Give in and love it, what's the point in hating me?

You can't argue with popularity

Well you could but you'd be wrong oh



If you drop me

I'll fall to pieces on ya

If you don't need me

I don't exist

You voted for me

Now let me see a show of hands

Here before you stands the world's

most handsome man



Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph

(Though it's not for me)

Grip and grin, shake and fake, name and shame,

Then I'm out of here

It's not very complicated

I'm just young and overrated .. whoa ..



Please don't drop me

I'll fall to pieces on ya

If you don't see me

I don't exist

It's nice to meet you

Now let me go and wash my hands

Here before you stands



Please don't drop me

I'll fall to pieces on ya

If you don't need me

I don't exist

It's nice to meet you, now let me see a show of hands

'Cause you just met the world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man