Karaoke Star

Did you do that girl that was in that soap, did ya?

Will you save the whale

Will you be Bob Hope, will ya?

I'll tell you about my Pepsi deal if you like

A celebrity village bike with a mike

I get more press when there's a war on



Come sing a song with me

A simple symphony

I'll be a karaoke star

Lush strings and timpani

Have got it in for me

Look how I'm dancing



Justify what you get paid, can ya?

Doctors save lives and you get layed, don't ya?

Apologise for the job that you do

It would be nice if you were talented too

I think you better lock up your daughter



Come sing a song with me

My simple symphony

I'll be a kareoke star

Lush strings and timpani

Have got it in for me

Look how I'm dancing



Everyone say I'm pretty

Everyone say I'm handsome



[repeat 7x]



Everyone say I'm pretty