Making Plans For Nigel

We're only making plans for Nigel

We only want what's best for him

We're only making plans for Nigel

Nigel just needs this helping hand



And if young Nigel says he's happy

He must be happy, he must be happy

He must be happy in his world



We're only making plans for Nigel

He has his future in a fist steel

We're only making plans for Nigel

Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed



And if young Nigel says he's happy

He must be happy, he must be happy

He must be happy in his world



Nigel is nice spoken

And he loves to speak

And likes to be spoken to

Nigel is happy in his world

Nigel is happy in his world



We're only making plans for Nigel

We only want what's best for him

We're only making plans for Nigel

Nigel just needs this helping hand



And if young Nigel says he's happy

He must be happy, he must be happy

He must be happy in his world



We're only making plans for Nigel

We only want what's best for him

We're only making plans for Nigel

We only want what's best for him