New Year's Eve Warning

X-mas is gone and so is your head

You spent the last seven days wrapped up in bed

As you listen to me on your new hi-fi stacker

Your mum receives the bill, let's pull another cracker

But the crackers are gone, and the turkey's expired

What you did at the office party, you'll probably be fired

You would have been fine with Tracey, or even with Sharon

But in front of the boss, and with Darren!

Your nuts are being roasted on that open fire

Aled Jones has been strangled and so has the choir

Yes X-mas has gone and here is the new year's eve warning

Alka-Seltzer, pint of water or bad head in the morning

A man who knows about bad heads this year displays the blinder

In the name of the father, it's my man, Shaun Ryder!