Teenage Millionaire

[Announcer]

Hi out there. This is Shaun Goldberg and you're

listening to W.A.N.K. This evening I've got

someone really interesting with me. He's over from

old England and his name is Robbie Williams.

[Robbie]

Cor blimey bleedin' Mary Poppins!

[Announcer]

Great, right on! You know we've been hearing

about this boy band that was really big over there.

Can you tell us a little bit about it Robbie?

[Robbie]

First of all, I'd like to say thank you very much

for having me in the first place.

But to answer your question I can't really answer it.

I suppose it was a bit like this:



Haaa!

Riding in your limos

Hanging with your bimbos

Riding my old faithful

Bigger pin-up than Betty Grable

Kipper in the papers

Coke and whisky chasers

I ain't supposed to pose

But I don't care



I was a teenage millionaire

A teenage millionaire

A teenage millionaire

Yeah, yeah



Services for Britain

Pouting like a kitten

Dinner with Diana

I'm a social Stokey spanner

Waiting for my knighthood

She can pin it on my manhood

I ain't supposed to pose

But I don't care



I was a teenage millionaire

A teenage millionaire

A teenage millionaire

Yeah, yeah

A teenage millionaire



It works out sometimes it's funny

Being stupid makes you lots of money



Bothered Judy Garland

When I burggered Barbara Cartland

Champagne in my bidet

The press all had a field day

You may think it's an outrage

My cleaners wearing bondage

She makes my place a mess

But I don't care



Teenage millionaire

A teenage millionaire

A teenage millionaire

Yeah, yeah, yeah



It works out sometimes it's funny

Being stupid makes you lots of money



Come on waif

It looks as if you need a good feeling