Your Gay Friend

A woo hoo

Hey hey here comes no one

Another friend to have a go on

And she asks me do I miss her when she's gone?

And I reply "As much as I miss anyone"



Oh

A woo hoo

And I'll be your gay friend

'Cause your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

There's a space between us



So jump into my bed

Pretend the world is dead

Always in my head

Is a face between us



Hey Lord forgive us if we're wrong

And make sure that he never hears this song

And she says that I'm the opposite

of a Hallmark card

She asks me how I'm feeling well

I don't want to think that hard



Oh

A woo hoo

And I'll be your gay friend

'Cause your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

There's a space between us



Jump into my bed

Pretend the world is dead

And always in my head

Is a face between us



It's the late show now

How does the late show end?

Well if god is in the details thank god that

you're my friend

I have a friend again

You are my friend again

My gay friend



Oh

A woo hoo

Jump into my bed

Pretend the world is dead

And always in my head

Is a face between us



And I'll be your gay friend

'Cause your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

There's a space between us

Oh

A woo hoo