Valentino

I used to be smart

Got A in an open heart

plus Highly inflammable bees

I will if you ask

Buzz into a flask

Filled up with cold coffee and tea



Just said it today

we go away and play

you'll buy us a toffee or two

With bottles of wine

To drink when we dine

Down at the Ritzy

Where people get tipsy

on mints strongly so

Lemon and lime, orange juice

Citrus fruits

Spring from the vine



And just in case you

Refer to my I.Q.

As being unbelievably low

Let me tell you this

With my very first kiss

I knocked spots off Valentino

with the rudy-o-doe