Alex Sloan Is An Asshole

Alex Sloan is an asshole

Alex Sloan is a dog that's barking

Alex Sloan is so sarcastic

He learned that while enforcing parking



Alex Alex why such ire?

Why does your heart seem to be on fire?

Why do your auctions have so much sarcasm

Did you fail for 15 years to have even one orgasm?



Oh, Oh, Oh, Alex get a life!

Oh, Oh, Oh Alex, get a wife.

OH!



Sung to the tune of "Eat My Shorts, Parking Badge Boy"