Bar Time

BAR TIME



My wife?s a good woman but she never shuts up

Counting my drinks till I'm fed up

She's got a list of chores she want me to do

I'm turning off the cell, baby I'm through

Dam, I need to get out of that house



Well I'm a son, husband and father

And I guess I've been a good provider

But a man needs his bar time

The sound of the juke box is really fine

Its bar time, yea



I love my mom but she needs me to watch her

Pick up her drugs and take her to the doctor

Take her to the seniors early bird

Go to church and talk hear gods word

Dam I need to get out of that house



Well I'm a son, husband and father

And I guess I've been a good provider

No more PMS, sickness or hot flashes

No real women with their constant clashes

Its bar time, yea



Yea, my daughter she's a real honey

A single mom who always needs money

She always wants me to mind her brat

Man I'm so tired of that screaming rug rat



Well I guess I'm a pretty good fellow

But when I really need to get mellow

I say honey I'm off to the shop

She don't know its a lounge called lollipop

Well a man needs to have his bar space

Where nobody is ever on his case

Pretty bartenders never nag at me

And the meaningless talk is all for free

Its bar time yea, yea