Been There, Ain't Done That

Well I've seen a lot of heartache in my 50 odd years

I guess I'm not that different from a lot of my peers

Been married and divorced twice already

But still for a new love I'm always ready



In my search for love I've sure gone to some strange places

But there are some things I just won't do no matter how pretty the faces



Well I've downed a lot of beers in my time

Busted for pot and did some jail time

Now I try to cut back and keep myself in line

Just a few beers and a little wine



I'm just a lonely guy trying to stay in my comfort zone

Even though it's hard for me to be alone



Got some great kids that I support

I don't need to end up back in court

So I just work my shift and don't make waves

Act just like the other wage slaves



Seen more than my share of grief in my life

Weathered ups and downs and all kinds of strife



I met this young blond on Saturday night

She invited me to her single wide to my delight

Dirty dishes, crack pipe and a screaming tot

All of a sudden she didn't look so hot



Well I'm a lonely guy always looking for love

I've been there but I aint doing that

Have no desire to, hell no

Been there aint done that and I aint going to