High Maintenance Woman

I see you layin' by the pool side ev'ry day

She ain't got a lot on

She ain't got a lot to say

She wouldn't look my way

But, honey, what do you expect?

I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex



And she'll go out dancin' 'bout 7:15

Climb in to the back of a long limousine

I know where she's goin', she's goin' downtown

I'm goin' downtown, too, and take a look around



(Chorus 1):

She's my baby doll

She's my beauty queen

She's my movie star

Best I ever seen

Ain't hooked it up yet, but I'm tryin' hard as I can

It's just a high maintenance woman don't want no maintenance man



I'm just sittin' 'round waitin' on a telephone call

After the water pipe exploded in the livin' room wall

If your washer and dryer need a repair

You know the handy man's waitin' and he'll be right there



24 hours, 7 days a week

If it's gettin' clogged up, or baby, startin' to leak

Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try

You know I got all the tools and I can satisfy



(Chorus 2):

She's my baby doll

She's my beauty queen

She's my movie star

Best I ever seen

Ain't asked her out yet 'cause I don't know if I can

It's just a high maintenance woman don't want no maintenance man



(Repeat Chorus 1)



Ain't no high maintenance woman gonna fall for a maintenance man