I Don't Feel Beautiful

There was a day, not so long ago

I didn't feel so beautiful

I felt quite ugly

If my fans ever saw me like this, I might just (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!)

Scream

Yeah yeah yeah

Scream

Do my fans even love me

Do my fans even care

Would my fans try to beat me up,

If I stare

I do all the things

I do all the things

My fans do

Like farting

And burping

I also pick my nose

I poop and I pee wherever it goes

My boyfriend dumped me

'Cause I passed stinky gas

In his face

He thought I was cute,

But then a little diharrea came (oops)

Yup I am a poopie girl and I'm not

Beautiful

My momma bought me diapers and said

"Miley, you're way too old for this"



I cried farting all the way

I have poop

It goes everywhere

And yet, I'm still a celebrity

When I performed on tour

With the Jonas Brothers

You don't know how embarassing it was

I had to wear 4 diapers on stage

The kind that have air freshener

When I farted they said

"Someone took a poop on this tour bus, but who"

I farted loud again

They said

"Miley can't fart, she's a girl"

I had silent but deadly farts

With a little turd too

"Something stinks"

They said

I ripped off the diapers

"Aaaah that feels good"

I said

Soon, they saw the diharrea

"Cool, diharrea girl"

They said

I am Beautiul,

I'm not Miley,

I AM DIHARREA GIRL