Elmo's Got A Gun

Elmo's got a gun

Elmo's got a gun

Big Bird's on the run

Ernie's dialing 9-1-1



What made Elmo snap?

Was he tired of Big Bird's crap?



They say when

Elmo was arrested

They found that

Oscar's head was in the trash



I hear that Gordon's

really runnin'

now that Elmo's got a gun

the street is never gonna

be the same



Elmo's got a gun

Elmo's got a gun

Grover's head has come undone

Sesame street's not real fun