Pigeons

Weird Al Yankovic · Other Songs - Weird Al Yankovic

Pigeons are such reprehensible things

Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings

They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing

Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming

But still they fulfill an invaluable need

They give old men on park benches something to feed



In return for this honor, all they ask is that you

Allow them to soil the occasional statue