Rice, Rice Baby

Rice, rice baby

Rice, rice baby



Alright stop, grab a table and a menu

Ice is back in this Oriental venue

Hungry, for a little Chop Sui

I want Chinese, not Hong Kong fui

You know what you want

Yo, cant decide

Column A, Column B



I like fried

Barbeque spare ribs

My fingers I'm lickin'

Waitin' for the Main Course

Kung Pow Chicken



Spicy

I mean hot like a stir fry

If you cant take it

Order moo goo guy



Pan

Means chicken and mushroom

And while your on the soup

The food is here to soon

No substitute and betcha get hot tea

But you get

They say vegetable

But that means snow pea

If I get dessert

Yo, I deserve it

Check out the chow while the waiter serves it



Rice, rice baby, Vanilla

Rice, rice baby, Vanilla



Your eating sweat and sour

But you will be hungry in less then an hour

Use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter

Fingers were made for a poo-poo platter



Egg rolling

With eggfoo young

My dinner is cooking like Connie Chung

Noodles on standby

Chow Mien nearby



Egg drop

No I'm a Wonton soup guy

Soy sauce

Hot mustard smokin

My plate is clean

And my Fortune Cookie broken

Bustin a bite of Mongolian beef

Get a mint toothpick for my teeth

Takeout leftover low mien

If I eat any more I'll have a weight gain

If I get dessert

Yo, I deserve

Check out the chow while the waiter serves it



Rice, rice baby, Vanilla

Rice, rice baby, Vanilla

Rice

Yo man lets get out of here

Tip to the waitress

Rice, rice baby to go

Rice, rice baby to go