Rye Or The Kaiser

Fat and weak, what a disgrace

Guess the champ got too lazy

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain

But he's no bum, he works down the street

He bought the neighborhood deli

You change your passion for glory

Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat

Don't lose your grip on the dreams of

the past

Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say

You must fight just to keep them alive

Try the rye or the kaiser

It's the eye of the tiger

They're on special tonight

It's the cream of the fight

If you want, you can have an appetizer

Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

You might like our salami, and the liver's all right

And the last known survivor stalks his

prey in the night

And they'd really go well with the rye

And he's watchin' us all in the eye

Or the kaiser

Of the tiger

Never eats while on the job

Face to face, out in the heat

He heard it's good to stay hungry

Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry

But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob

They stack the odds 'til we take to

the street

Have a taste, they were made fresh today

For we kill with the skill to survive

Try the rye or the kaiser

It's the eye of the tiger

Or the wheat or the white

It's the cream of the fight

Maybe I can suggest an appetizer

Risin' up to the challenge of our rival



Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight

And the last known survivor stalks

his prey in the night

But you just can't go wrong with the rye

And he's watchin' us all in the eye

Or the kaiser

Of the tiger

So today, his deli comes first

Risin' up, straight to the top

Still he dreams of his past days of glory

Have the guts, got the glory

Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst

Went the distance, now I'm not

gonna stop

All the while you can still hear him say

Just a man and his will to survive

It's the rye or the kaiser

It's the eye of the tiger

It's the thrill of one bite

It's the cream of the fight

Let me please be your catering advisor

Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight

And the last known survivor stalks his

prey in the night

You can have your roast beef on the rye

And he's watchin' us all in the eye

Or the kaiser

Of the tiger

The rye or the kaiser

The eye of the tiger



The rye or the kaiser

The eye of the tiger

The rye or the kaiser

The eye of the tiger