Oh! Neil

Oh! Neil

I've loved you for so long

I never dreamed you'd put me in a song



I'm Carol

And I live in Tennessee

I never hoped that you'd remember me



Darling, when I saw you at the square dance

My pulse skipped a beat

My heart felt so heavy

Like I had too much to eat



Then you took me walking in the moonlight

It was, oh, so sublime

I had too much molasses

And your lips stuck to mine



Oh! Neil

I'd even give up a month's supply of chewin' tobacky

Just to be known as Mrs. Neil Sedaky



My Grandpappy, he don't like your records

He said if I play them, I will surely die



Lookout, I see him comin' with his shotgun!

There's nothing left to do...

Oh! Neil

I'll surely die for you!



(Shotgun blast)

(Grandpappy) I told that gal not to play them dad-gum Neil Sedaky records!