I Hate Valentine's Day

Valentine's day

Wish I had a sweetheart

It's valentine's day

Didn't even get a stinkin' card

It's valentine's day

I just have to say

I hate valentine's day

It's valentine's day

And I didn't get no chocolate

It's valentine's day



If I had a heart I'd hock it

It's valentine's day

All I have to say

I hate valentine's day

It's valentine's day

And I hope it finds you healthy

It's valentine's day

I'm glad your stinkin' girlfriend's wealthy (? )

It's valentine's day

I just love to say

I hate fuckin' valentine's day