Having A Baby

I woke up this morning and I felt sick

There's something inside me

I felt it kick

Something's gone wrong

Something's gone wrong

I got a bad headache

I got the shakes

Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache

Could it be so

No it can't be so



Steven page is having a baby

Steven page is having a baby

They said boys could never give birth



I'm feeling kinda special that I'm the one

To bring the world a daughter

Or maybe a son

Well either's just fine

As long as they're mine

And if it's a boy I'll call him godon

And if it's a girl I'll call her gordon

I just like the name gordon



Steven page is having a baby

Steven page is having a baby

They said boys could never give birth



Steven page is playing a solo

Steven page is playing a solo

They said steve could never play jazz



And now it's time for the big morality quiz

Cause I don't know just who the father is

But I don't mind because all I want is a baby

All I want is a kid

Well maybe it's crazy, it might sound dumb

But will I be a daddy or will I be mum

Just call me steve

Just call me steve

And where will it come out when I give birth

Should I sell my story, how much is it worth

You won't belive, you just wouldn't believe



You won't believe it really



Steven page is having a baby

Steven page is having a baby

They said boys could never give birth