It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night

(Vince Gill & Rodney Crowell)

Vince Gill, Rodney Crowell, Tony Brown, and Hank DeVito were all

members of the group The Notorious Cherry Bombs. This title was

released under this groups name.



She used to call me baby

I thought she was such a lady

But my, how things have changed

Since times moved on.



I gave her my last dollar

And now all she'll do is holler

Oh, my life has become

A country song.



I've learned she can resist me

By the way she always disses me

And comes to bed at night

With that cold cream on.



Sometimes I might feel frisky

But these days it's just too risky.



Chorus:

It's hard to kiss the lips at night,

That chew your ass out all day long.

All day long

It goes on and on.



If a tree fell in the forest, she didn't hear it,

Would I still be wrong?

I guess I should admit it

She ain't never gonna quit it.



It's hard to kiss the lips at night,

That chew your ass out all day long.



Man I remember when her eyes

Used to be so blue and shiny

God you oughta see

What's happened to her hiney

(Her what?) her hiney.



Man that thing is big enough

To land a small plane on.

(Small plane?) I'm tellin' ya

I used to roll her in the clover, (Mmm, hmm)

But thank God those days are over, (Halleluiah!)



It's hard to kiss the lips at night,

That chew your ass out all day long

All day long

She goes all day long.



If some day they drop the big one,

I'd say sweet Jesus,

She's gonna finally leave me alone.



It's alright if we say it

'Cause the radio won't play it.



It's hard to kiss the lips at night,

That chew your ass out all day long

It's hard to kiss the lips at night,

That chew your ass out all day long...