What The Hell Happened To Me?

Counting Crows · Other Songs - Counting Crows

Eyo, our band straight sucks

we have sex with ducks

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

we suck

we suck

we're the worst band since the people who sang that barbie girl song

and we fight all the time

and skip concerts like we're hot shit



but really we just suck big dicks

we don't show because we can't perform live for DICK!!!

and all our songs suck

because we have no musical abilities

and our lead singer wouldn't even make it on american idol

clay aiken owns our anuses hard

harder

harder

I never wash my hair