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Screeching Weasel · How To Make Enemies And Irritate People [1994]

I think of you every minute

Of just about every other day

It's funny but the tv

Dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away

Every time I think of you

I start to follow clues

Can't call you from my shoe

99

The bathtub girls I see on bikes in Lakeview

All look too much like you and 99

I've got a job to do

But I can't concentrate anything else at this time

I know I should be gettting smart

But since we've been apart

I can't even count as high as 99

Don't tell me you're a double agent

I asked you not to tell me that

I'd join you in a New York minute

'cause you're so rad and that's a fact

When you left me things were Kaotic

And I think I almost lost Control

But now I am a little less psychotic

And my mission's not impossible

I will find another girl like 99

You know the world is full of 99'

But I'll remember you 99