California Sucks

california sucks california sucks it's worse than old

new york filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid

surfing dorks hot tubs and jacuzzi's and swaying green

palm trees rockstars, assholes, sleazy broads + smog

that makes you sneeze california sucks! california sucks

the people there are fake they can buy their plastic lives

with all the cash they make california movie stars strung

out on sleeping pills no - i've never been there and you

can bet i never will california sucks - just look who you've

produced ronald reagan, jerry brown and countless other

fools west coast sun-tanned morons - you don't know how

to think i can't wait til your state erodes and

you fall into the drink