I Wanna Be A Homosexual

I got a little lisp

and I been working on my limp wrist

See women are a drag

and I think I wanna be a fagot man

A mincing ninny,

prancing fairy,

mary little queen

A Bruce LaBruce wet dream,

a nancy boy with wings



I wanna be, i wanna be a homosexual

i wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

i wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

i wanna be



Shock the middle class

take it up your punk rock ass

You rub your little thing

when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine

So what's the difference,

Mr. Cream Rinse,

you just need a man

A beefy leather fag

to take you out in drag, oh yeah



I wanna be, i wanna be a homosexual

i wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

i wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

i wanna be



Call me a faget

call me a butt loving fudge packing queer

but I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge

That makes me wanna drink a beer,

And be a pansy

and be a homo



Shock the middle class

take it up your punk rock ass

You rub your puny thing

when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street

Who wears short shorts

you wear short shorts

you're so full of shit

Why don't you admit

you don't have the balls to be a queer



I wanna be, i wanna be a homosexual

i wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

i wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

i wanna be.. a homosexual