March Of The Lawnmowers

you always wanted a real nice lawn now your

whole back yard is gone too bad you tried to

cut your grass too bad that you ran out of gas

you drank just one too many beers now it's in

your car and back to sears it ate up half your

bedroom rug but now you've got brand new

sparkplugs you gotta bitchin mower now you

think you are the cats meow you only

have yourself to thank when

we put draino in your tank