Omw.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner

that is truly what I'd really like to be.

'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner

then everyone would be in love with me.



[spoken]

Oscar Meyer weiners

come get your hotdogs

ah, their made with all

this shit from a cow that

nobody wants, like mucous

and marrow and eyeballs

and bile, and all that crap

that really makes them taste

so damn, really fucking good.



I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner

that is truly what I'd really like to be.

'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner

then everyone would be in love with me.