Supermarket Fantasy

Screeching Weasel · Thank You Very Little [2000]

I went through the automatic doors

My shopping cart ran in to hers

Our eyes met for a second, then she turned away

And after just a little while I went in to the canned goods aisle And there she was just standing there smiling

I was hoping she'd look at me

But she was checking out the lima beans and artichoke



My heart was broken in pieces

By my supermarket fantasy

I didn't want to seem obsessed

I checked Farina off my list

But I couldn't keep my mind off those perfect lips

I saw her start to walk my way

Thought that everything would be ok

Then I ran in to the Cocoa Puffs display

I hurried to the checkout line

Wishing I could push back time

I looked around and she was right behind me



My supermarket fantasy

I wanna clip your coupons girl

I wanna squeeze your Charmin too

I wanna be your grocery bagger forever

And we'll go shopping every night

Up and down the empty aisles

And I'll always make sure your melons are ripe

But I can't get up the nerve

I can have the best buys in the world

but I'll never share a shopping cart with her

my supermarket fantasy