Punch and Judy

Punch

Punch and Judy

Punch and Judy

Punch and Judy



Washing machine, pinstripe dream

Stripped the gloss from a beauty queen

Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy

Judy, Judy, Judy

Found our nest, in the daily express

Met the vicar in a holy vest

Punch and judy

Punch and judy



Brought up the children church of e

Now I vegetate with a colour tv

Worst ever thing that ever happened to me

Oh, for D I V O R C E

Oh Judy



Whatever happened to pillow fights

Whatever happened to jeans so tight, friday nights

Whatever happened to lovers lane

Whatever happened to passion games

Sunday walks in the pouring rain



Punch, punch, punch and Judy

Punch, punch, punch and Judy

Punch, punch, punch and Judy

Punch, punch, punch



Curling tongs, mogadons

I got a headache baby, dont take so long

Single beds, middle age dread

Losing the war in the waistlands spread



Who left the cap of the toothpaste tube

Who forgot to flush the loo

Leave your sweaty socks outside the door

Dont walk across my polished floor

Oh judy



Whatever happened to morning smiles

Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles

Whatever happened to twinkling eyes

Whatever happened to hard fast drives

Complements on unnatural size



Punch, punch, punch and Judy

Punch, punch, punch and Judy

Punch, punch, punch and Judy

Punch, punch, punch



Propping up a bar, family car

Sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk

Punch and judy, judy

World war three, suburbanshee

Just slip her these pills and Ill be free.

No more Judy, Judy

Judy no more!

Goodbye judy!