Move To Japan

Well, I'm starin' at my Sony, drinkin' Kirun beer

I had a nickel in my pocket when it all came clear

I hopped into my Honda, it's a little bitty car

And I'm drivin' down to meet you at The Sushi Bar



But don't tell me I'm crazy until you hear my plan

I'm gonna buy two tickets and move to Japan



I'm gonna move to Japan

I'm gonna move to Japan



So if you've got no job and runnin' out of dough

And they moved the factory down to Mexico

Well, just pack your bags and don't forget your kimono

And you'll be followin' me, honey, all the way to Yokohama



We're gonna move to Japan

We're gonna move to Japan



Tokyo's got the neon, I put a pot of green tea on

Akira Kurosawa, Sapporo Okinawa

Girls, with almond eyes, eatin' seaweed and rice

It's the land of tradition but I'm a man on a mission



When we get to Japan we're gonna do our part

We're gonna love Japan with all of our heart



From the unemployment line, I see lots to be done

And they're taking all hands in the land of the risin' sun

And I love my mom and my apple pie

But sayonara Uncle Sam, hello Samurai



We're gonna move to Japan

We're gonna move to Japan

We're gonna move to Japan

Hey, we're gonna move to Japan

The home of the working man