Military Rap

Alright, you maggots, get it up

Do you love me, I can't hear you



Pick ?em up and put ?em down, you're in the army now

We'll make a man of you and then a soldier too

Shoulders back and stomach in, we'll teach you discipline

Mother's sons and father's daughters, shut it up and follow orders



Study up on weaponry, the M-16 the M-15

Sammy knows the enemy, flim flam big slam

Tell the major what you see, hut, hut, hut, hut



Ayattolah, rock the house, book 'em in with Minnie Mouse

Donald Duck is going red, Goofy's working for the Feds

Eight ball in the side pocket, I just shot my last rocket

I'm coming back, they're on my tail, aren't you glad I escaped from jail



Bangkok rocks, Bangkok rocks, girls on the strip it's a one way trip

Bangkok rocks, Patpong, Patpong, Patpong, Bangkok rocks



Soldiers dine for free Nato's, up a tree tours at nine and three

Go now, pray late,r it's a lay-away plan, free vacation in Iran

Stop and see the middle east miles and miles of lovely beach

Get that copper tone tan on radioactive sand



Those at home just got a directive, all report to the neighborhood

Collective ten hours a day, making makeup

So the girls at the front can be more protected

If I die on the Russian front, bury me with Russian mud

If they drop us in the east, stand up, hook off, off your seat