Beware Our Nubile Miscreants

You only like him 'cause he's sexually appealing

But I read his journal, it was very revealing

He fucked your sister in an elevator junior year

Oh yeah, oh yeah

And let your brother suck him but then beat him

So he could prove he wasn't queer

Oh no

So what do you think he has in store for you my dear?



You only like him 'cause he's sexually appealing

But I've seen him working, I am getting the feeling

He has some serious predatory domination issues

Oh yeah, oh yeah

He goes to climax alone, his heart beats a busy tone

Oh no, no

He's the kind of guy who would leave you in a k-hole

To go play Halo in the other room

Remember?

While you were bereaving Michael's death

He was over at Rachel's cooking crystal meth?

Oh, don't you remember?

Don't you remember?



You only like him 'cause he's sexually appealing

But his psychic's prediction has him hanging from a ceiling fan

In eight months



How is it dreams are still not possible?

How is it dreams are still so possible?

All our tough little dreams in the list of possible

And this goes directly to you



I don't know

What it is that you want from me

But you

You cannot have me

If you could read my mind

Know what I really feel

I wonder would we still be friends?