Hoola Hoop

Kris Kristofferson · Natural Act [1978]

(Joe Henry Burnett)



Somewhere in the hiearchies Mr. Big picks up his horn

Floats a note down to the lowlands and another star is born

Then he turns another billion and he deals a little porn

Hoo hoola hoop, hoo hoola hoop, hoo hoola hoop.



I ain't never been to art school but I kinda like Picasso

All his women look Egyptian but then what the hell do I know

He's a No. 1 attraction like a bottle to a wino

You could say he was a hoo hoola hoop, hoo hoola hoop, hoo hoola hoop.



If you're bound to be a big star then you better do it right

Got to get yourself an agent and a healthy appetite

For some overpaid attention and a lot of neaon lights

That right and you can be a hoo hoola hoop, hoo hoola hoop, hoo hoola hoop.



Somewhere in the hiearchies Mr. Big picks up his horn

Floats a note down to the lowlands and another star is born

Then he turns another billion and he deals a little porn

Hoo hoola hoop, hoo hoola hoop, hoo hoola hoop...