The Pitchman

What you got for me this time?

Can you make it sparkle? Can you make it shine?

Have you got anything brighter

Something like that but a little bit tighter



Pitchman, pitchman

Sell me that, pitchman



Pitchman, pitchman

Sell me that, pitchman



Something I need has slipped my mind

I've come here to barter, I've come here to buy

I've got this town tucked in my back pocket

I can't seem to stop it, I just wish I had more time

I just wish I had more time



I'm in a hurry, can we wrap it up?

Will you try not to scratch it? Don't mark it up

I've got a hunger for the things that sparkle

I've got a thirst for the things that shine



Everyone a winner

Everyone amazing

Everyone a shocker

Everyone to tantalize

Don't mark it up



Everyone a sure thing

Everything's tempting

Everyone must tantalize

Don't mark it up



Pitchman, pitchman

Sell me that, pitchman



Pitchman, pitchman

Sell me that, pitchman