Dammed

Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes



Or else you'll wind up in the can



no jokes, don't write, sit tight, don't fool around



you are a guest of Uncle Sam



stand up, look right, don't slouch and stand at ease



and know no sex above the knees



When I snap, you jump into the master plan



I'll be damned



well, I'll be damned



I'll be damned



If I drink or smoke



Damned, if I steal your jokes



I'll be damned



If I go for broke



damned if I do



damned if I don't



Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around



I'll make a monkey out of you



you sign your name right on the dotted line, boy



I'll be damned



I'll be damned



if I drink or smoke



damned



If I steal your joke



I'll be damned



if I go for broke



damned if I do



I'm damned if I don't



come on



I'll be damned



if I drink or smoke



damned



if I steal your joke



I'll be damned



if I go for broke



I'm damned if I do



I'm damned if I don't



I'll be damned



if I drink or smoke



damned



if I steal your joke



I'll be damned



If I go for broke



I'm damned if I do



I'm damned if I don't



I'll be damned



I'll be damned



I'll be damned



I'll be damned



I'll be damned



I'll be damned