Mistress For Christmas

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the day

I just can't wait till

Christmas time

When I can grope you in the hay



Easy come, easy go

Have a good time with lots of dough

Slippin' up high, slippin' down low

Love 'em and leave 'em

On with the show, yeah



All right



Listen, I like female form in minimum dress

Money to spend with a capital "S"

Get a date with the woman in red

Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed



He got it, I want it

They got it, but I can't have it

But I want it, but it don't matter

She got it, but I can't get it



I want a Mistress for Christmas

I want a Mistress for Christmas

Oh yeah, haha yeah

I want a Mistress

For Christmas

C'mon



Easy come, easy go

Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah

All right



He got it, I want it

They got it, I can't have it

I want it, don't matter

She got it, and I can't get it

(Mistress)

He got it, and I want it

(For Christimas)

They got it, and I can't have it

(Mistress)

But I want it, it don't matter

(For Christmas)

She got it, and I can't get a..



Mistress for Christmas

You know what I'm talkin' about

(Mistress for Christmas )

You gotta send me down

You gotta send me down

(Mistress for Christmas)

I want the woman in red with her body on my bed

(Mistress for Christmas)



I can hear you coming down my smoke stack

I wanna ride on your raindeer, honey and ring the bells, yeah